“Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWellsHumorPoliticalWaitingLinesSacrificeAirports Author:George W. Bush
“I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.” HumorFunnyFoundStuffMonthsSixMachinesCancerBagsRaysAirports Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I had more material on weather than anyone else, I guess, ... back when I was traveling a lot on the road as a standup comic, between airport security and the weather... I just wanted to be prepared for sitting in the airport.” HumorWantedFunnySecurityMaterialsSittingPreparedWeatherComicBe PreparedAirportsBack WhenAirport Security Author:Lewis Black
“Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.” SaidHumorFunnyFoundDrinkTeaPocketsBagsFrankAirportsLuggageTea Bag Author:Frank Carson
“As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.” YearsHumorFunnyWatchesLandPlanesAirportsPassengersGlasgow Author:Frankie Boyle
“The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.” HumorFunnyStartingGhostRestaurantsPanicAirports Author:Kristen Schaal