“I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.” DoeStillsHumorHandsFunnyEasyBehindsMilitaryEqualArmyLegsEaseRelaxPartingBrosUptightBehind My Back Author:Mitch Hedberg
“We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.” HumorPoliticalOrderCompassionIssuesOughtProgramArmyCongressWelcomeAgencyExecutivesApplausePolitical HumorFaith BasedExecutive Orders Author:George W. Bush
“We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.” ShouldHumorPoliticalCompassionProgramArmyFundPolitical HumorFaith Based Author:George W. Bush
“Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.” ThinkingWayWarSometimesHumorFunnyHistoryComedyTeachingHumourArmyComedianGeographyFunny RelationshipFunny ComedianGeography Teachers Author:Paul Rodriguez