“The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.” NeedsHumorReligiousLandBlindJewPositive AtheismSaviorMessiahUnbelief Book:Listen, America! Source: Listen, America!
“A large number of deaf, crippled and blind people are afflicted solely through the malice of the demon. And one must in no wise doubt that plagues, fevers and every sort of evil come from him.” PeopleHumorEvilReligiousNumbersDoubtWiseBlindDemonDeafPlagueMaliceFeverLarge NumbersCrippledBlind People Author:Martin Luther
“Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!” HelpingBodyHumorFunnyRaisesBlindLondonRanMarathonJordanJogging Author:Frankie Boyle
“I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid and rubbed his eyes, and the kid could see. But he wasn't used to the light, 'cause it was bright, and he walked into traffic and was killed instantly. Okay, the people that are laughing right now? I'm gonna call you guys half-full. Because you're focusing on the important part of the story: the bracelets are working.” PeopleImportantStoriesHumorLightEyeKidsFunnyUsedGuyJesusCausesHalfLaughingSawsRight NowOkayBlindHis EyesTrafficArmstrongHalf FullBracelet Author:Daniel Tosh