“Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.” MenTwoHumorFunnyTypeEasierClothesSuitsBuyingDepressingBathingNerdyBathing SuitsEasier Times Author:Rita Rudner
“Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.” MenHomeHumorFunnyImpulseBuyingShoppingMachoMacho Man Author:Rita Rudner
“Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.” ProblemHomeHumorFunnyNaturalRecordsFansListeningSolutionsFolksHeavyBuyingMetalsUnemploymentSelectionNatural SelectionHeavy MetalShotgunsMetal Fans Author:Denis Leary
“I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"” MenProblemHumorFunnyModernBuyingMumNo ProblemModern ManTampons Author:Jimmy Carr
“You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.” HumorFunnyGayBuyingLadders Author:Noel Fielding