“I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.” TryingHumorPoliticalAcceptingHappenedStudentsCollegeUniversityConvinceRejectsPolitical HumorLabelingCollege StudentsTenants Author:George W. Bush
“Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"” BookHumorFunnyCommunityCollegeTenLet MeDollarsDiscoCommunity College Author:Chris Rock
“When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.” PeopleHumorFunnyGrowsWhiteGrowing UpCollegeAsianPackingFudge Author:Adam Carolla
“Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!” YearsHumorFunnyHellWrittenCollegeSickNotesTake MeMumSeventiesTake Me Back Author:Bob Monkhouse
“What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!” HumorFunnyCollegeCoincidence Author:Jim Norton
“College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.” WayHumorSeemsFunnyCollegeExpensiveAlcoholics Author:Natasha Leggero