“Two devils rose from the water, and flew off through the air, crying, 'Oh, oh, oh!' and turning one over another, in sportive mockery.” TwoHumorWaterReligiousAirCryDevilRoseFlewMockerySportive Book:The Life of Luther Source: The Life of Luther
“You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'” GivingRealHumorFunnyCarCryEmotionalExcitedRingsDamn Author:Marc Maron
“I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."” SaidHumorFunnyHateGirlMorningCryI HateMaking LoveHate YouThis GirlHate MyselfI Hate Myself Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.” FeelsHumorHandsFunnyViewsWatchesCrySorryTopicsCouches Author:Zach Galifianakis
“Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!” TwoHumorFunnyCryMomLuckShoesMy MomNecksCopGood LuckTasers Author:George Lopez
“And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.” ChildrenHumorRunningFunnyTurnsCryAidsGrievingSlipsSprayWartsHepatitisHepatitis C Author:Jim Norton
“The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.” HumorFunnyCryDjsPlaylists Author:Natasha Leggero
“Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They just want to check if they're doing it right. "This is Sleeping, right?" "Exactly." "I just lie here?" "That's right." "Okay." Then back to sleep they go.” IfsWantMeanChildrenRealSometimesReasonHumorFunnyLyingSleepCryBabyOkayWake UpChecks Author:Paul Reiser