“A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."” GivingWellsSaidHumorFunnyWonderfulDrinkBenefitsCoffeeCupsCoffee Cup Author:Emo Philips
“Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.” KnowsWorldYearsLooksHumorFunnyFourCupsFour YearsDumpWorld CupVictoriaBeckham Author:Frankie Boyle
“I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.” WorldTryingHumorFunnyGirlLostSexPoorCupsBridgesScotlandVirginityWorld CupHaving Sex Author:Russell Howard