“The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.” ThinkingShowsHumorBigsFunnyTypeDrugFlyingSixtyCoincidenceNunHallucinogenic Drugs Book:My Point...And I Do Have One Source: My Point...And I Do Have One
“I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.” IfsKnowsHas BeensEndsHumorKidsFunnySawsExcitedFlyingParksChairsStringsImpressedKites Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two hours late Mr Carson." When I asked why, she said: "The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn't like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can't hear it."” WantSaidTwoHumorFunnyWaitingHoursHeardAirLateFlyingNoiseEnginesPilotsSpainHostesses Author:Frank Carson
“I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.” HumorFunnyInvolvedFlyingVioletGet InvolvedStrawberriesUltrasFlying Saucers Author:Noel Fielding