“No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.” HumorFunnyGamesWinningTeam Author:George Carlin
“The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.” FirstsHumorFunnyGamesWinningBaseballSplitsFifth Author:Jerry Coleman
“Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.” HumorFunnyGamesBaseballBraveMatthewGaryDodgers Author:Jerry Coleman
“The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.” HumorRunningFunnyLastsGamesWinningBaseballTiesLast TimeDodgers Author:Jerry Coleman
“I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.” YearsHas BeensHumorFunnyGamesBaseball Author:Jerry Coleman
“The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.” Has BeensHumorFunnyGamesRainBaseballFourthJacuzzi Author:Jerry Coleman
“I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like Im that picky, youve seen the guys Ive dated. I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!” ShowsHumorFunnyGuyGamesSexBedFairsPickyFair Game Author:Chelsea Handler
“I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.” PeopleCountryHumorRunningKidsFunnyGamesDoorsChildhoodRoundsFantasticRunning AwayFoxesKnockingBadgers Author:Bill Bailey
“You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think?” ThinkingLittlesHumorFunnyGamesFootballBasketballBaseballCalmHeyUsaFootball GameBaseball GamesCalm DownBasketball Game Author:Chris Rock
“So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'” FirstsSaidHumorFunnyGamesMatesClosestBullsDarts Author:Tim Vine
“A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game.” IfsHumorFunnyGamesStudyMonthsTwelveCentsTeensPledgeVirginity Author:Tina Fey
“It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, 'if this is what it takes to win, it's not worth it.'” IfsSaidHomeHumorFunnyGamesWinningNew YorkWorth ItMagicianNot Worth ItKnicks Author:Tina Fey