“Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared. "Tom's gone!" "Is he a magician?" "No." "Then let's print up some flyers!"” PersonsDoeHumorFunnyGoneScaredDisappearPrintTomsMagicianFlyers Author:Mitch Hedberg
“We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!” PeopleStillsHumorFunnyHalfGoneBaseball Author:Jerry Coleman
“You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.” HumorFunnyGoneBaseball Author:Jerry Coleman
“I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous.” PeopleLongHumorFunnyAmericaRealizingGoneTroopsAutographsGuantanamoGuantanamo Bay Author:Mike Birbiglia