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“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”

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Book:Radio broadcasts of Will Rogers

Source: Radio broadcasts of Will Rogers

“By his provocations to good-natured merriment, a humorist of the first water contributes as much to the sum of happiness as the gravest philosopher.”

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Author:Christian Nestell Bovee

“Humorists are not humorous twenty-four hours a day. In fact, when you get to know them well, they are often not humorous at all. They tend to be hypersensitive, taut, neurotic creatures driven by God know what obscure compulsion to earn their living the hard way.”

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Book:Color blind: a white woman looks at the Negro

Source: Color blind: a white woman looks at the Negro

“Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.”

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Author:Bruce McCall

“A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.”

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Author:Don Herold