“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.”
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Famous Don Herold Quotes
“[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.”
“The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.”
Source: There ought to be a law--
“It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.”
Source: So human
“A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.”
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.”
Source: There ought to be a law--
“There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.”
Source: There ought to be a law--
“Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”
“Why resist temptation? There will always be more.”
Source: Bigger & better
“Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.”
Source: So human
“The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.”
“Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.”
Source: There ought to be a law--
Source: So human
Source: Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not
“Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.”
“It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.”
Source: Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not
“Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.”
Source: There ought to be a law--
“Very few people look the part and are it too.”
Source: Bigger & better
“In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.”
“I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.”
Source: There ought to be a law--
“Interruptions are the spice of life.”
Source: Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not
Source: Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not
“Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.”
Source: Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not
“An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.”
Source: Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not
“A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.”
Source: Strange Bedfellows: My Crazy-quilt Memoirs, Life-maxims and What-not
“There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.”
Source: There ought to be a law--
“Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.”
Source: There ought to be a law--