“And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.” BelieveStatesHumorAmericaPoliticalI BelieveChurchLinesSupportDon't BelieveSeparationInitiativeBetter PlaceChurch And StateSeparation Of Church And StatePolitical HumorFaith Based Author:George W. Bush
“I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.” ThinkingWorldBelieveHumorPoliticalI BelieveHappenedFindingsBelieve In GodPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president.” WantBelieveHumorRunningPoliticalI BelievePresidentHeardBelieve In GodWant MePolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike... I believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society... And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.” PeopleThinkingKnowsBelieveImportantDifferentHumorPoliticalCultureI BelieveDifficultResponsibilityMissingPositionBabyMomOughtHopefullyAlternativesFirmChoresPolitical HumorCondomWedlock Author:George W. Bush
“I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.” ShouldBelieveHumorFunnyI Believe Author:Bo Burnham
“Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.” BelieveLongHumorFunnyDiesI BelieveLaughingProgramAttributesLong Life Author:Jeanne Calment
“And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"” IfsBelieveHumorFunnyI BelieveTakenShotsDoctorsPropertyBullets Author:Chris Rock