“The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.” EnoughHumorFunnyLastsRememberNextNovelPaperSixLast TimeNext TimeSpainToiletsArcherToilet Paper Author:Bob Monkhouse
“Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!” HumorFunnyLastsLast TimeMessed UpShotgunsLimos Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.” HumorRunningFunnyLastsGamesWinningBaseballTiesLast TimeDodgers Author:Jerry Coleman
“With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!” FirstsLooksHumorFunnyLastsBaseballLast TimeDave Author:Jerry Coleman
“The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.” MenHumorFunnyLastsFashionIndustryPacksLast TimeFashion Industry Author:Chelsea Handler
“A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here."” MenHumorFunnyLastsFrontsJudgingCourtWhy NotLast TimeRecognise Author:Frank Carson
“Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!” HumorEyeFunnyLastsMillionsCuttingBirdTinyTricksTemplesHittingPieLast TimeFlewCutters Author:Noel Fielding
“The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.” HumorKidsSchoolFunnyLastsSawsExcitedLast Time Author:Russell Howard