“A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.” LifeHumorLife IsWaitingPerfectDramaHumorousMethodDeadline Author:Alyce Cornyn-Selby
“Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.” HumorFunnyLife IsPerspectiveDiseaseSexuallyTerminalTerminal Disease Author:Lewis Grizzard
“Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"” HumorMightFunnyLife IsStudyHumourGlassesCollectionsVillageSectionsEarnestNew YorkersAssistantsBookstoresCampusGrannyGreenwichGreenwich Village Author:Keith Waterhouse
“It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.” MenLooksImportantHumorYoungPoliticalLife IsQualityShotsMen And WomenBlockYoung ManQuality Of LifePolitical HumorNebraska Author:George W. Bush
“God does not work salvation for fictitious sinners. Be a sinner and sin vigorously... Do not for a moment imagine that this life is the abiding place of justice; sin must be committed.” DoeMomentsHumorLife IsReligiousJusticeSinImagineSalvationCommittedThis LifeSinnerImagine ThatAbiding Author:Martin Luther
“For good or evil, a line has been passed in our political history; and something that we have known all our lives is dead. I will take only one example of it: our politicians can no longer be caricatured.” Has BeensHumorPoliticalLife IsEvilPoliticsLinesKnownOur LivesExamplePoliticianPolitical History Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.” IfsHumorLife IsEnjoyAbilityLaughingLaughterToughLife Is Tough Author:Salma Hayek
“Then you get these articles about how unhealthy life is in the city. You know; mobile phone tumours - far more likely in the city. Well you know what, so is everything else! Including sex, coffee and conversation.” KnowsWellsHumorFunnyLife IsSexCitiesConversationIncludingPhonesCoffeeArticlesMobileUnhealthyMobile Phones Author:Dylan Moran
“Now, I meant to talk about something else earlier on, and I've forgotten what it was. I've remembered what it is again, but I've also forgotten. And that's really what adult life is like most of the time.” HumorFunnyLife IsAdultsForgottenRememberedLife Is Like Author:Dylan Moran