“My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk.” SaidI CanHelpingUseHumorFunnyWalksManagersHelp MeLiquorCrutches Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.” HumorFunnyTypeStoresHarvardLiquorLiquor Stores Author:Chris Rock
“When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.” KnowsPlayHumorFunnyKnow HowDrinkHumorousWineDrinkingAlcoholDrunkSoberLiquorDrinking Alcohol Author:Richard Burton