“I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"” HumorFunnyReadingLibraryStoresMagazinesConvenienceClerks Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine” KnowsFactsHumorFunnyMagazinesHeatTrue Fact Author:Bill Bailey
“I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading 'Ta-Da!' magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story.” DifferentStoriesHumorFunnyReadingMy OwnGaySittingMagazinesStationsBusMagicianOwn BusinessMinding My Own Business Author:Dave Attell
“If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.” IfsHumorFunnyFlightMagazinesThings To DoPlums Author:David Cross
“High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.” KnowsMeanChildrenHumorFunnyMagazinesHighlightsNotchesTime Magazine Author:David Cross
“I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.” MenHumorFunnyThreeHoursSecretMagazinesVictoriaVictoria's Secret Author:Adam Ferrara