“She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.” TryingHumorPoliticalMealsPolitical HumorAntonioGood Meals Author:George W. Bush
“If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.” IfsIdeasHumorMightFunnyCoursesMealsRedneckBucketsYou Might Be A Redneck IfKfc Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."” HumorFunnyCausesToo MuchLowsBlueWingsExcuseMealsExtrasCheeseBuffaloAppetizersToo Much FunBlue Cheese Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'” ShouldLooksSaidTwoHumorFunnyLastsNightWeekColdChineseMealsRestaurantsChickensLast NightTwo WeeksWaiter Author:Tommy Cooper
“A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them.” TwoHumorFunnySpaceWideBreadLuxuryMealsSandwichesSpace BetweenPrairieOpen SpacesWide Open Spaces Author:Chic Murray