“I knew nothing about farce until I read Puce a l'Oreille, and had no idea what a deadly serious business it is.” IdeasHumorFunnySeriousNo IdeaFarceSerious Business Book:CLINGING TO THE WRECKAGE Source: CLINGING TO THE WRECKAGE
“I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I had no idea which joke I was telling. So I told jokes twice. I even told that one twice.” IdeasHumorFunnyLastsNightJokesNo IdeaThank GodSpeakersLast Night Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.” KnowsMenNeedsIdeasHumorFunnyKnow HowGayAssumingNo IdeaGay Men Author:Chelsea Handler
“He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.” IdeasHumorFunnyGrowsGrowing UpSouthNo Idea Author:Fred Allen
“Every now and then I'll read a book, I'll be so proud of myself, I'll try and squeeze it into conversation. People will be like, "Hey Jim, how ya do-" "I read a book! Two hundred and fifty pages!" "That's great, what was it about?" "No idea! Took me three years!"” PeopleTryingYearsTwoBookIdeasHumorFunnyThreeProudConversationPagesHundredHeyNo IdeaFiftyThree YearsNow And ThenProud Of Myself Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.” IfsIdeasHumorFunnySkyWalkingMoonFellowsStrangerEveningNo Idea Author:Chic Murray