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“That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.”

Humor Funny Picks Baseball Noise Noses

Author:Jerry Coleman

“Don't buy the toys that make the noise!”

Humor Funny Noise Toys

Author:Denis Leary

“I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two hours late Mr Carson." When I asked why, she said: "The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn't like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can't hear it."”

Want Said Two Humor Funny Waiting Hours Heard Air Late Flying Noise Engines Pilots Spain Hostesses

Author:Frank Carson

“Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'”

Want Children Humor Funny Arms Add Noise Inner Child Treehouses

Author:Russell Howard

“The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!"”

Made Humor School Funny Taught Doctors Medicine Medical Noise Medical School

Book:Dave Barry Talks Back

Source: Dave Barry Talks Back