“Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all.” WayHelpingHumorGraceOffersAbsurdityCopingBenign Book:Then Again Source: Then Again
“If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Inside is a note that says, "Say thanks!"” IfsHumorFunnyPayGroupsOffersNotesDinnerChecksThanksWalletsGroup Of Friends Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.” PeopleIdeasHumorFunnyOffersPorkBusiness IdeasKosher Author:David Cross
“Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!” HumorFunnyTypeOffersToothpaste Author:Ellen DeGeneres