“Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.” KnowsSoulHumorFunnyPoorHusbandLateVery Sad Author:William Archibald Spooner
“Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it's basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams.” KindCountryMomentsDreamHumorFunnyLastsPoorQualityBrokenColdLateEnglandBottomWeatherHolidayOnlineWildernessRetirementPieGreyPollsQuality Of LifePublic ServiceEuropean CountriesBroken DreamsHealth ServicesPoor Health Author:Bill Bailey
“We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.” HumorFunnyHousePoorUltimateLuxuryAdvertisementsAshtrays Author:Chic Murray
“I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.” WorldTryingHumorFunnyGirlLostSexPoorCupsBridgesScotlandVirginityWorld CupHaving Sex Author:Russell Howard