“Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas.” PeopleMindWellsMeanStatesHumorPoliticalOrderPresidentTalkingRecordsHavensExampleWillingConvinceTexasSay AnythingPolitical HumorPunditsGood Records Author:George W. Bush
“No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.” MenHumorFunnyRecordsGrantsCharming Author:Rita Rudner
“Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy” HumorFunnyCompanyRecordsReceivingRecord CompaniesGrammy Author:Neil Young
“Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.” ProblemHomeHumorFunnyNaturalRecordsFansListeningSolutionsFolksHeavyBuyingMetalsUnemploymentSelectionNatural SelectionHeavy MetalShotgunsMetal Fans Author:Denis Leary
“For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.” IfsHumorFunnyHateRecordsI HateSkiingGood Fun Author:Jim Norton