“I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.” LooksHumorFunnyUsedFoundWifeCarDressesMy WifeSeatsUsed Car Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?” IfsGivingTwoHumorKidsFunnyReadingNextPresidentGiving UpConcernedEmptySickMilesSeatsGatesPensAirlineFlyersEmpty SeatsSick Kids Author:David Cross
“She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.” HumorFunnyUsedFourFrontsLessonsTestsSeatsDrivers Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.” FirstsHumorKidsFunnyBrokenSeatsChairsAirplaneKickingMassage Author:Kristen Schaal