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“Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.”

Humor Political Proud Organization South Campaigns Behalf Gracious Political Humor

Author:George W. Bush

“As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter.”

Firsts Humor Funny Awareness South Aids Stuck South Africa Unwilling Lumps Ribbons Dough Embassy

Book:The Hippopotamus

Source: The Hippopotamus

“The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.”

Country Humor Funny Amount South Irony Shirts Regions T Shirt

Author:David Cross

“He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.”

Ideas Humor Funny Grows Growing Up South No Idea

Author:Fred Allen

“A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.”

Men Years Humor Funny Police South Suspects Casinos Dakota Mummy South Dakota

Author:Craig Ferguson

“Don't get me wrong. I like Disney World. The rest rooms are clean enough for neurosurgery, and the employees say things like "Howdy, folks!" and actually seem to mean it. You wonder: Where do they get these people? My guess: 1952. I think old Walt realized, way back then, that there would eventually be a shortage of cheerful people, so he put all the residents of south western Nebraska into a giant freezer with a huge picture of Jiminy Cricket on the outside, and the corporation has been thawing them out as needed ever since.”

Source: Dave Barry Talks Back