“Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.” IfsYearsFirstsWellsHumorFunnySwimmingCrapGreat Year Author:Lewis Black
“Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.” IfsHumorFunnyDiesSwimmingWorkoutDrowningCardiovascular Author:Jimmy Carr
“I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."” ShouldSaidHumorAbleFunnyToo MuchSwimmingSoupWaitress Author:Frank Carson