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“What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.”

Humor History Taken Desperate Earnest Amusement Amusing

Author:Virginia Woolf

“The Devil, it is true, is not exactly a doctor who has taken degrees, but he is very learned, very expert for all that. He has not been carrying on his business during thousands of years for nothing.”

Years Humor Religious Taken Degrees Devil Doctors Experts Doctor Who Carrying On

Book:The Life of Luther Written by Himself

Source: The Life of Luther Written by Himself

“What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that all their prayer books and Talmudic writings...are to be taken from them.”

Writing Book Humor Religious Prayer Taken Jew Advise

Author:Martin Luther

“All my wife has ever taken from the Mediterranean - from that whole vast intuitive culture - are four bottles of Chianti to make into lamps, and two china condiment donkeys labelled Sally and Peppy.”

Two Whole Humor Funny Culture Taken Four Wife China My Wife Bottles Lamps Intuitive Donkey Condiments Chianti

Author:Peter Shaffer

“They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.”

Humor Funny Taken Feet Baseball Shoes

Author:Jerry Coleman

“Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.”

Looks Humor Funny Taken Uncles Creepy Basements Posing Picture Taken

Author:Chelsea Handler

“And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"”

Ifs Believe Humor Funny I Believe Taken Shots Doctors Property Bullets

Author:Chris Rock