“I think if you have a comic perspective, almost anything that happens you tend to put through a comic filter. It's a way of coping in the short term, but has no long term effect and requires constant, endless renewal. Hence people talk of comics who are "always on." It's like constantly drugging your sensibility so you can get by with less pain.” PeopleIfsThinkingWayLongHumorHappensPainTermEffectsPerspectiveConstantEndlessComicLong TermSensibilityRenewalShort TermCopingFilters Author:Woody Allen
“I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.” KnowsWorldMeanLongStatesHumorPoliticalFoundTermUnitedUnited StatesInfluenceEconomicPositionPeriodsNewsConcernedEconomicsInvestmentFolksOptimisticLong TermInvestorsSaltShort TermPolitical HumorBest Investment Author:George W. Bush
“It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.” HumorPoliticalTermOne ThingPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.” EnoughHumorBigsFunnyTermStupid Author:Mitch Hedberg
“We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to".” KnowsMeanShowsHumorFunnyTermJokesAddSugarCdsShow Biz Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.” HumorEyeFunnyTermAnimalGamblingSnakes Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders.” HumorFunnyBitsTermLimitsMembersVoteAskingCongressChickensIncumbentsColonelsTerm Limits Author:Bob Inglis
“Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.” ThinkingMeanHumorFunnyJesusTermSmarter Author:Anthony Jeselnik