“To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.” WayHas BeensDifferentCountryStatesProblemHumorPoliticalUnitedUnited StatesFateKeysMetsTerroristAlsAlliesCommandersArrestedAl QaedaPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.” PeopleKnowsFirstsEndsHumorPoliticalOrderProcessMiddleLaysResponseEastTerroristMiddle EastFrameworkPolitical HumorGroundworkFirst Things First Author:George W. Bush
“I put all the blame legally and morally on the actions of the terrorist, but America's secular and anti-Christian environment left us open to our Lord's decision not to protect. When a nation deserts God and expels God from the culture ... the result is not good.” HumorActionChristianAmericaCultureLeftNationsReligiousDecisionResultsLordEnvironmentProtectBlamePositive AtheismTerroristDesertSecularOur LordAnti Christian Author:Jerry Falwell
“I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.” WayHumorFunnyMembersOrganizationTerroristViolentDepartmentLaundryNon ViolentCatering Author:Bill Bailey
“Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.” ShowsHumorRealityFunnyStarsTerroristContractsBin LadenSkatingOsama Bin LadenReality ShowsNiece Author:Tina Fey