“Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.” ThinkingNeedsHumorPoliticalDifferencesViewsTheoryDrugConspiracyAmerican PoliticsPrescriptionsPolitical HumorConspiracy TheoryPrescription Drugs Author:George W. Bush
“Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.” PlayFeelingsHumorFunnyNightLostTroubleTheoryJokesWindowReliefEmpiresBatsSaturdaySaturday NightRangersMarvellousCelticElationGlasgow Author:Ken Dodd
“If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.” IfsThinkingMenHumorMightFunnyJobsTheoryDatingSurpriseButterflyNastyPsychiatristNew JobCocoonsMr Right Author:Rita Rudner
“Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'” ThinkingWellsHumorFunnyLawTheoryEvolutionGoodnessGravity Author:Marc Maron