“Ghetto humor is the social twin of fantasy; together they sustain the powerless, who accomplish miracles through illusion.” HumorTogetherSocialFantasyIllusionMiracleAccomplishTwinsPowerlessGhetto Book:Norma Jean, the termite queen Source: Norma Jean, the termite queen
“A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"” SaidHumorFunnyMinesBrotherGirlfriendMatesTwinsMoustacheShagging Author:Billy Connolly
“An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.” KnowsMenHumorWantedFunnyWifeBirthHusbandTwinsIrishmen Author:Frank Carson
“A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."” MenHumorFunnyWifeHe ManBrotherMy WifeMatesTwinsBeard Author:Frank Carson
“I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!” WritingBookHumorFunnyNosesStaringTwinsWriting A Book Author:Zach Galifianakis