“Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?” HumorFunnyWaitingRoomsWaiterWaiting Rooms Author:George Carlin
“Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's now escalated into "You care care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram."” SaidHumorCareFunnyUsedPayBecomingPaidCaringChecksWaiterWaitressSaying Thank YouMammograms Author:Rita Rudner
“I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."” SaidHumorFunnyHoursFourEastRestaurantsGasWaiterOctopus Author:Frank Carson
“I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'” ShouldLooksSaidTwoHumorFunnyLastsNightWeekColdChineseMealsRestaurantsChickensLast NightTwo WeeksWaiter Author:Tommy Cooper
“So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".” SaidHumorEyeFunnyRedRoseChineseRestaurantsDucksDiamondSparkleWaiterRed Rose Author:Tommy Cooper
“The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.” HumorFunnyFranceSenatorsWaiter Author:Natasha Leggero