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“Swearing relieves the feelings - that is what swearing does. I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn't answer with her. She said I had no business to have such feelings.”

Doe Said Feelings Funny Answers Humorous Occasions Aunt Swearing Profanity

Book:The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

Source: The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

“Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.”

Ifs Use Funny Pieces Habit Taste Judgment Humorous Good Taste Swearing Profanity Obscenity Taste And Judgment

Book:Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961

Source: Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961

“Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed”

May Funny Heaven Humorous Swear Swearing Profanity

Book:Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations

Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations

“Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.”

Funny Heaven Expression Humorous Grants Swearing Profanity

Author:George Farquhar

“It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.”

Giving Funny Terrible Humorous Proof Accents Manhood Oath Swearing Profanity

Author:William Shakespeare

“A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and judgment?”

May Funny Lord Equal Judgment Humorous Swear Delicacy Propriety Swearing Profanity

Book:The works of Jonathan Swift ...: with copious notes and additions, and a memoir of the author

Source: The works of Jonathan Swift ...: with copious notes and additions, and a memoir of the author