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“So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.”
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
“I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
“If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”
“A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.”
“Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.”
“A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it.”
“I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.”
“You don’t need to be a completely complete human right now … That’s what makes you human.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
“The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going.”
“Sometimes those who need it the most are inclined the least.”
“Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?”