“If my husband's going to kiss anybody, let it be Matt Damon.”
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“My husband says that I'm afraid of heights, but that's not true. What I'm afraid of is falling.”
“My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”
“Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'”
“I've been married for four years, and I'm still finding out things about my husband.”
“I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.”
“My children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me.”