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“There is no home as comfortable as your father's arms and no bed as soft as your mother's lap.”
“Sitting in the lap of the model you intend to paint never seemed to me to be the ideal location.”
“Autumn Into earth's lap does throw Brown apples gay in a game of play, As the equinoctials blow.”
“If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work.”
“Cats always pick the laps of the people who don't like them.”
“My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.”
“Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.”
“I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.”
“At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !”