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“you see, we live in a cold climate and are not permitted to kiss on the street so I made up a song that wasn't true. I made up a song called Marriage.”

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Book:Love Poems

Source: Love Poems

“Marrying any man is risky. Marrying a famous man is kissing catastrophe.”

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Author:John Colton

“I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.”

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Author:Barbara Bush

“That farewell kiss which resembles greeting, that last glance of love which becomes the sharpest pang of sorrow.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of George Eliot (Illustrated)

“My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.”

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Author:Max Miller

“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“When you get married you forget about kissing other women.”

Forget Marriage Kissing Married

Author:Pat Boone

“Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.”

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Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin