“I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.” PeopleFeelsSeemsThousandMarriedHundredDollarsSpendingAbsurdGetting Married Author:Jack Black
“I was very burned out after Buffy. It was exhausting. It took me from essentially 18 on the pilot to being 24 and married when we finished. That show was my life. I was doing movies on the hiatuses and on weekends, but I needed to explore and live that gypsy lifestyle.” ShowsNeededMarriedFinishedLifestyleWeekendPilotsBurnedExhaustingGypsyBurned OutHiatus Author:Sarah Michelle Gellar
“A lot of people, they've been saying to me, oh don't get married. It ruins everything. And I'm like, damn.” PeopleMarriedRuinsDamn Author:Alicia Keys
“Children should have a balanced start in life: a mother and a father. I think that's the only reason to get married.” ThinkingShouldChildrenReasonMotherFatherMarriedShould HaveBalanced Author:Cicely Tyson
“I'm very ambivalent in my feelings about marriage. I think it promises a lot to people... sort of like saying, once you get married you are on the highway to heaven, and quite often it isn't that. I think marriage has always been based on a combination of religious and legal reasons.” PeopleThinkingReasonFeelingsHeavenReligiousPromiseMarriedCombinationHighwaysAmbivalent Author:Mick Jagger
“I like to think of myself as a free spirit. I've never married. I'm not conventional in that way. But I do like romance. I've been fortunate enough that I've had great love, and I've dated remarkable men in my life. I'm very thankful for all of that.” ThinkingMenWayEnoughRomanceSpiritMarriedFortunateRemarkableConventionalGreat LoveFree SpiritVery Thankful Author:Patricia Clarkson
“I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.” KnowsYearsThreeMinutesCoupleMarriedAnnoyingThree YearsAnnoyed Author:Patricia Heaton
“When you are in your 20s and you're not married with kids, you're having fun. But when you're in your 30s and you're not married and don't have kids, you begin to develop a Peter Pan complex. As you grow older, you have more responsibilities and you have to step up to them.” KidsFunGrowsResponsibilityStepsMarriedComplexesHaving FunPeterStep Up Author:Ben Affleck
“I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him.” YearsWifeHusbandMarriedMy HusbandTrophiesThirteenTrophy Wife Author:Megan Fox
“As a believer, the Lord is growing me every single day. I'm married and I'm really grateful for my wife. The Lord has been using her to make me more like Jesus. I have a son and I'm really grateful for that. I'm grateful for what the Lord is doing in my life.” Has BeensJesusLordWifeGrowingSonMarriedGratefulMy WifeBeliever Author:Trip Lee
“Getting married and really digging in with another human being can point out your greatest strengths and your greatest weaknesses.” HumansHuman BeingsMarriedWeaknessDiggingGetting Married Author:Mat Kearney
“There's also something about your bed; it's sort of a symbol of yourself and of your marriage, if you're married. Making your bed doesn't seem to be an important thing in a happy life, and yet it can be that tiny foothold into a more orderly life that sometimes people need.” PeopleIfsNeedsImportantSometimesSeemsBedMarriedImportant ThingsTinySymbolsHappy LifeOrderly Author:Gretchen Rubin
“It is propaganda that people, who had lived a full life of heterosexuality, were married and had children, were denying their real sexuality all that time. There is historic evidence that entire populations can convert to homosexuality under certain conditions.” PeopleChildrenRealCertainConditionsMarriedEvidencePopulationSexualityPropagandaHomosexualityHistoricFull LifeHeterosexuality Author:Ali Sina
“Getting too much advice from your partner is a little bit like...it can cause conflict. As much as you're married, you're still an individual and you still have your own self of yourself.” LittlesStillsSelfIndividualCausesBitsToo MuchAdviceConflictMarriedLittle BitPartners Author:Lights
“My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That's what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.” MenParentMy OwnPayTaughtMarriedPaidBillsRely Author:Bette Midler
“You've got to appeal to the pride in people. When a woman is flabby and soft, she's unattractive. When you married a beautiful girl and all of a sudden you start seeing her tits down and her breath stinks and she's not clean anymore and has no pride in herself, you can't love her. You may bullshit yourself, but you can't. Energy makes people beautiful. That's what charisma is.” PeopleMayBeautifulGirlEnergySeeingPrideMarriedBreathsDown AndCleanAppealsBullshitCharismaStinkUnattractiveBeautiful Girl Author:Jack LaLanne
“You're learning things. As you get older, you're experiencing them. You learn about what it means to be sacrificial. Then, you get married or something like that and you think, "Oh, wow! This is the real deal."” ThinkingMeanRealDealsMarriedWow Author:LeCrae
“I sometimes look at the careers of other... I guess I could call them contemporaries or maybe close artists; you know, the 4 or 5 guys who go to New York City and get a loft and work together and use each other as models and that sort of thing and wait for years and years to get married. Maybe I just wasn't that definite.” KnowsYearsLooksSometimesUseTogetherArtistGuyWaitingCitiesCareersNew YorkMarriedModelsWorking TogetherNew York CityDefinite Author:Mike Royer
“I was happy because I made enough money to give to my parents. I made enough money to get married on. I made enough money to enjoy myself a little more than I would have if I didn't have enough money.” IfsGivingLittlesMadeEnoughParentEnjoyMarried Author:Jack Kirby
“I had to make a living. I was a married man. I had a wife. I had a home. I had children. I had to make a living. That's the common pursuit of every man.” MenChildrenHomeCommonWifeMarriedEvery ManPursuitMarried Man Author:Jack Kirby
“I had a fan who had a fictional relationship with me. She wrote letters to me and then wrote return letters to herself (from me). In her mind, we were married and had two children. Her parents finally uncovered this delusional life she was living and she got help.” MindChildrenTwoHelpingParentFansReturnMarriedLettersDelusional Author:Matthew McConaughey
“Trust, a sense of humor, and don't let the sun go down on an argument without trying to make it up. That's all I know about good marriage. I've been married a long time - it seems to be working.” KnowsTryingLongSeemsSunMarriedLong TimeArgumentSense Of HumorGood Marriage Author:Stephen King
“Marriage can be whatever you define it as. For example, I don't feel like I need a piece of paper that says I own her and she owns me. I think signing a piece of paper doesn't mean anything in the eyes of God or in the eyes of people. The thing is, if you are together and you love each other and are good to each other, make babies and all that, for all intents and purposes you are married.” PeopleIfsThinkingNeedsFeelsMeanEyeTogetherPurposePiecesExampleBabyPaperMarriedLove Each OtherSigning Author:Johnny Depp
“Talk to each other. Never go to bed when you're angry with each other. Lady Antonia Frasier who was married to Harold Pinter said they never went to bed on an argument.” SaidBedMarriedArgumentAngryPinterAntonia Author:Elton John
“When the tabloids photograph me when I'm out, I always say: "You know what, folks? I'm not married and I'm not gay. You caught me with a hot chick. You got me. Take me to hot-chick jail. Did it again. Guilty."” KnowsGayMarriedHotPhotographFolksCaughtGuiltyJailTake MeChicksTabloidsYou Got MeHot Chick Author:Bill Maher
“Just because you married doesn't mean you're not an individual person with your own wants and desires and needs.” WantNeedsMeanPersonsDesireIndividualMarriedWants And Desires Author:Joe Swanberg
“I am happily married, and I think I was lucky that success came a little later in my life. It's difficult to handle all the attention when you are a young gun.” ThinkingLittlesYoungDifficultAttentionLuckyMarriedGunHandleHappily Married Author:Steve Carell
“I couldn't have children, I tried to for years. I've never been pregnant in my life. When I was a girl and fooling around I was scared to death I'd get pregnant, and then when I got married and wanted to have children I couldn't have any. But I don't miss it. I did for awhile, but I realize that I am everybody's mother.” YearsChildrenWantedMotherGirlRealizingMissingMarriedScaredPregnantFooling Around Author:Dolly Parton
“I think getting married was a mistake along the way, but at the same time I wouldn't have the wonderful children I have if I didn't get married.” IfsThinkingWayChildrenMistakeWonderfulMarriedGetting MarriedWonderful Children Author:Hugh Hefner
“I think there probably was a time when I was less provocative. That's when I was married.” ThinkingMarriedProvocative Author:Madonna Ciccone
“The whole 1950s notion was find the right girl, get married, move to the suburbs and then hang out with the guys while she stayed home with the babies. I felt that was sort of sad.” WholeHomeMovingGuyGirlFeltBabyMarriedNotionHanging OutSuburbsRight Girl Author:Hugh Hefner
“I've been married for 17 years and you know how the actors say, "It's really technical. Those scenes are not sexy. They're just so technical. It's like work." And I'm like, "That's bullshit."” KnowsYearsActorsKnow HowSceneMarriedSexyBullshit Author:Leslie Mann
“When people are courting, many of them think that when they get married, that's it, and everything will be on Easy Street. But you really have to work even harder once you're married, because the challenges are that much greater.” PeopleThinkingEasyChallengesGreaterStreetsMarriedHarderEasy Street Author:Morris Chestnut
“Growing up, I was the weird, theatrical kid who always tried to make people be in my plays. I've always loved comedy, but when it came time to figure out what I was going to go to school for, my parents were like, "Acting?! I don't think so. No." It took me a while to get the courage to pursue it. I had to do it in secret for a little bit, and then when I got married and was out on my own, I went for it.” PeopleThinkingLittlesPlayKidsSchoolBitsParentMy OwnActingSecretGrowing UpComedyGrowingFiguresMarriedLittle BitPursueTheatrical Author:Wendi McLendon-Covey
“Every extra year you spend in a better environment makes you more likely to go to college, less likely to have a teenage pregnancy, makes you earn more as an adult, makes you more likely to have a stable family situation, be married, for instance, when you're an adult.” YearsSituationEnvironmentCollegeMarriedAdultsInstanceExtrasPregnancyStableTeenageBeing MarriedTeenage Pregnancy Author:Raj Chetty
“If I get married, I think I'd pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman is a regular fellow.” IfsThinkingMarriedPicksFellowsMillionaire Author:Anna Held
“Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.” MenNeedsFeelsHelpingHumorFunnyFrontsMarriedClothesDressesUrgesButtonsSexuallyZips Author:Rita Rudner
“I do see myself settling down, getting married and having kids. But when I think about a family life in the future there's rarely a man involved which is kind of weird.” ThinkingMenKindKidsInvolvedMarriedSettlingFamily LifeGetting MarriedSettling DownHaving Kids Author:Amy Winehouse
“A lot of women want to be married and have kids one day, but before we get there, it's so important to establish who you are, find yourself, and live in that for a minute before you become somebody's wife and mother.” WantImportantKidsMotherWifeMinutesOne DayMarriedWho You AreFinding YourselfBeing MarriedWomen WantWives And Mothers Author:Sevyn Streeter
“When I started doing my act, I wasn't married and didn't have kids. I was probably 29 years old. Some people say that's not a kid, but when you're 50, and you look back to when you were 30, you were a kid. You look back on your 30s and think, "I was an idiot!" But I would just do things then I thought were funny. I couldn't have cared less who thought anything about it.” PeopleThinkingYearsLooksKidsMarriedIdiot Author:Larry the Cable Guy
“As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.” CharacterKidsCertainRealizingMarriedEvolve Author:Larry the Cable Guy
“When you're married with kids, you just think differently.” ThinkingKidsMarried Author:Larry the Cable Guy
“Women have always been more critical of marriage than men. The great mysterious irony of it is - at least it's the stereotype - that women want to get married and men are trying to avoid it. Marriage doesn't benefit women as much as men, and it never has. And women, once they are married, become very critical of marriages in a way that men don't.” MenWayWantTryingBenefitsMarriedCriticalMysteriousIronyStereotypeWomen Want Author:Elizabeth Gilbert
“You almost can't wait too long [to get married]. The longer you wait, the better off you are going to be. And the happier your kids are going to be, and the happier a mom you are going to be.” LongKidsWaitingMomMarriedBetter Off Author:Elizabeth Gilbert
“Most of my close friends, growing up, were women - and even after I got married, I still maintained a lot of those friendships. But as they get married, and as I get older, I'm making a lot of the transition to the husbands.” StillsGrowing UpGrowingHusbandMarriedTransitionClose FriendsFriends Growing Up Author:Andrew Gurland
“I don't really believe you are married unless you have children. And people who only have one kid don't really have kids.” PeopleBelieveChildrenKidsMarried Author:Andrew Gurland
“There are certain kinds of people who write science fiction. I think a lot of us married late. A lot of us are mama's boys. I lived at home until I was 27. But most of the writers I know in any field, especially science fiction, grew up late. They're so interested in doing what they do and in their science, they don't think about other things.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWritingKindHomeCertainFictionBoysFieldsGrewLateMarriedGrew UpScience FictionMamaMama's Boy Author:Ray Bradbury
“I was married very young. I lived a very middle class life. I was married at age 21, divorced at 31. I didn't sleep on people's couches.” PeopleAgeYoungSleepClassMiddleMarriedMiddle ClassDivorcedCouchesMiddle Class Life Author:John Lithgow
“I certainly had my years as an out of work actor but I was married with a baby. My wife was supporting us.” YearsActorsWifeBabyMarriedMy Wife Author:John Lithgow