Best morning & morning-after Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.”

Ideas Morning Sunday Good Morning Sunday Morning Morning After

“If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning-after pill would come in different flavors like sea salt and cool ranch.”

Ifs Men Two Different Would Be Morning Four Sea Block Abortion Salt Pregnant Flavor Airports Pills Starbucks Clinic Morning After

Author:Nasim Pedrad

“Talking about an X-Men Kissing scene I had to lay down there and think of England as one by one they bring out the girls. It was a very tough morning... After each girl had finished, the crew would hold up scorecards.”

Thinking Men Girl Talking Morning Scene Kissing Tough England Lays Finished Crew X Men Morning After

Author:Hugh Jackman

“The Morning after Woe- Tis frequently the Way- Surpasses all that rose before- For utter Jubilee-.”

Way Morning Rose Unhappiness Woe Morning After Jubilee

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Emily Dickinson (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Emily Dickinson (Illustrated)

“The reason for not going out and sinning all you like is the same as the reason for not going out and putting your nose in a slicing machine: its dumb, stupid, and no fun. Some individual sins may have pleasure still attached to them because of the residual goodness of the realities they are abusing: adultery can indeed be pleasant and tying one on can amuse. But betrayal, jealousy, love grown cold, and the gray dawn of the morning after are nobody's idea of a good time.”

Source: Kingdom, Grace, Judgment: Paradox, Outrage, and Vindication in the Parables of Jesus

“Boredom is simply romanticism with a morning-after thirst.”

Morning Boredom Thirst Romanticism Morning After

Book:Average Jones

Source: Average Jones

“One gets, sensitive about losing mornings after getting a little used to them with living in a country. Each one of these endlessly varied daybreaks is an opera but once performed.”

Littles Country Used Morning Losing Sensitive Opera Country Life Morning After Daybreak

Author:Nathaniel Parker Willis

“Singing is good for the soul. It's the first thing I do every morning, after my blessings and my grace. I put music on and I sing.”

Firsts Soul Morning Grace Blessing Singing Every Morning My Blessing Morning After

Author:Richard Simmons

“There was an exquisitely beautiful conception in my brain when I did this piece of work all alone from midnight until morning after the experience of a wonderful day. But I was not able to make the consummation anywhere nearly as beautiful as the inspiration. That, I suppose, is the cry of every heart struggling for self-expression.”

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Author:Gene Stratton-Porter

“For me, it's always a little sad getting out of bed. Every morning after I get up, I always gaze longingly at my bed and lament, 'You were wonderful last night. I didn't want it to end. I can't wait to see you again.”

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Author:Jim Gaffigan

“But I remember the morning after The Mask of Virtue-which is the first play I did at the West End-that some critics saw fit to be as foolish as to say that I was a great actress. And I thought, that was a foolish, wicked thing to say, because it put such an onus and such a responsibility onto me, which I simply wasn't able to carry. And it took me years to learn enough to live up to what they said-for those first notices. I find it so stupid. I remember the critic very well, and have never forgiven him.”

“I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.”

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Author:Cecily Strong

“Its hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency, I have been known to eat an ice cream sandwich.”

Has Beens Hard Known Morning Ice Cream Ice Cream Emergencies Sandwiches Dessert Morning After

Author:Caroline Paul

“Especially on Broadway, composers and lyricists fretted over their creations, obsessed over every rhyme, every critical chord or interval. The stakes were so high. On Broadway, people were watching and judging, especially newspaper critics who knew a thousand ways to slice and dice a songwriter for the entertainment of hundreds of thousands of faithful readers. There was no anonymity for the Broadway songwriter. Even the best could find themselves stripped naked the morning after by the tastemakers and their readers.”

“Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter.”

“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.”

“There have been two [career highlights]. Waking up in New York to hear I'd been nominated for Best Actor for a Tony Award on Broadway, for An Ideal Husband. The other one was waking up the morning after the opening night of A Man For All Seasons and reading the reviews.”

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Author:Martin Shaw

“There's nothing in the world more silent than the telephone the morning after everybody pans your play. It won't ring from room service; your mother won't be calling you. If the phone has not rung by 8 in the morning, you're dead.”

Ifs World Play Mother Rooms Morning Calling Silent Phones Rings Telephones Morning After Room Service

Author:David Mamet

“The morning after I had my heart bypass, the doctor called and said, Soon you'll be able to have sex. I said, I've heard that for years.”

Years Heart Said Able Sex Morning Heard My Heart Doctors Bypass Morning After

Author:David Letterman

“First thing I do in the morning, after I have my breakfast and do my spiritual work, is put on my makeup and fix my hair, and I can do my makeup in 15 minutes.”

Firsts I Can Spiritual Can Do Morning Minutes Hair Makeup Breakfast Morning After Spiritual Work

Author:Dolly Parton

“I was really crying the morning after the indication. However I am over that now. Nevertheless, I am proud for it to be in the Rock and Roll hall of fame. But I've got two copies of the guitar now, to remind of the original Teardrop.”

Two Morning Rocks Cry Proud Fame Originals Guitar Copies Halls Nevertheless Rock And Roll Indication Hall Of Fame Morning After Teardrop Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame

Author:Dave Wakeling

“Donald Trump happened to be in Scotland on the very day, the morning after the Brexit vote. He's there to open his golf course in Turnberry, and, lo and behold, the first thing he talked about was not the Brexit vote.”

Firsts Courses Morning Happened Trump Vote Golf Scotland Golf Course Morning After

Author:Rush Limbaugh

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