“I'm a real low profile guy. So a date night for me is kind of curled up at home and watching something... have a nice glass of wine, a nice meal and we're all set.” KindRealHomeNightGuyNiceLowsWineGlassesMealsProfileWine GlassDate Night Author:Vincent Piazza
“The advice I would give myself is: "Don't date that guy, don't drink that, go right home, get a good night's sleep."” GivingHomeNightGuySleepAdviceDrinkThat GuyGood Night Author:Jessica Pare
“Going from 'Shark Night' to 'Piranha,' a guy holding a fish on a stick in front of you that they're going to replace in post-production, it's a lot different than seeing this animatronic shark that, if you get caught up in the moment, looks, acts and you sometimes think could be real.” IfsThinkingLooksDifferentRealSometimesMomentsNightGuySeeingFrontsSticksCaughtFishesProductionsPostsBeing RealCaught UpSharksPost Production Author:Chris Zylka
“I’m the least fanciful guy around, but on nights when I wonder whether there was any point to my day, I think about this: the first thing we ever did, when we started turning into humans, was draw a line across the cave door and say: Wild stays out. What I do is what the first men did. They built walls to keep back the sea. They fought the wolves for the hearth fire.” ThinkingMenFirstsHumansHeartNightGuyLinesWonderFireDoorsSeaWallDrawsBuiltCaves Author:Tana French
“So when I was beating the guy, I started thinking, 'What if I was Hannah Montana?' . . . And little do they know that that's why I look so insane . . . I'm torturing myself with thoughts of, 'How could I actually pull off being a high school student and a pop star at night?'” IfsThinkingKnowsLooksLittlesSchoolNightGuyStarsStudentsHigh SchoolPopsInsaneWhat IfMontanaPop StarsHigh School StudentsHannah MontanaThinking What If Author:Eli Roth
“I do my best stuff midmorning and superlate at night, from 1 to 5 in the morning. Some people don't need sleep. I actually do need sleep. I just sleep all the time. I'll catch naps in the afternoon, or I'll take a 20-minute snooze in the office - just all the time. Our business is 24 hours. Our guys in Europe come online at midnight.” PeopleNeedsNightGuyStuffHoursSleepMorningMinutesOfficeEuropeOnlineAfternoonMidnightNapsNeed SleepAfternoon Naps Author:Matt Mullenweg
“People say, 'Jay, you're a great guy, you just had a couple of bad nights.' People that have themselves under control don't have a couple of bad nights like that. Plain and simple.” PeopleNightGuySimpleCouplePlain And SimpleGreat GuyBad Night Author:Jayson Williams
“People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn' wanna be ab-duc-ted." If I lived in Fife, Alabama, I would be on my hands and knees every night praying for abduction.” PeopleIfsWaySaidHumorHandsWould BeFunnyNightGuyPrayingGunKneesEvery NightUfoAlabamaShotgunsAbduction Author:Bill Hicks
“What you do in a fight gym is learn how to be brave. You're learning how to punch and kick in a proper way, of course, but above all else, a fighter is someone who's got courage, who's dead game in a fight. Most guys don't come into the world that way. You learn to be brave through that process of getting your fear and timidity beaten out of you night after night after night.” WorldWayNightGuyFightingCoursesGamesProcessBraveFighterKicksGymBeatenBe BraveTimidity Author:Jonathan Gottschall
“I think I fully commit myself to any role to the extent to which I can. In other words there's some roles that maybe it's just not there, in other words on the page. You know, I mean your job is you need to play the governor and that's what you do. I mean I'm not going to stay up all night if I'm playing a functional role. And I've played a couple of functional roles. And so I'm not going to do anything other, look he's a functional guy. He says hey mister, you forgot your hat.” IfsThinkingKnowsNeedsLooksMeanI CanPlayJobsNightGuyRolesCouplePagesCommitHeyHatsGovernorsAll NightUp All Night Author:Billy Bob Thornton
“I'm not one of these guys to do my solo stuff one night and Black Sabbath the next. I can't do that, you know. It's too much to handle.” KnowsI CanNightGuyNextStuffBlackToo MuchHandleSoloOne NightSabbathBlack Sabbath Author:Ozzy Osbourne
“If you were ever dumped after knitting a guy a sweater, consider the possibility that the problem was with the sweater, not you. The recipient probably took one look at the thing, imagined a lifetime of having to pretend to like (and wear) this sweater and others of its like, and saw no choice but to flee into the night” IfsLooksProblemNightGuyChoicesSawsPossibilityLifetimeSweatersKnittingDumped Author:Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
“Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on the back of an envelope. One guy on the back of an envelope wrote the great Gettysburg Address - while every night it takes six guys to write this crap!” WayWritingTodayNightGuyPresidentSpeechSixAddressesEvery NightSiteCrapEnvelopesGettysburgGettysburg AddressPresident Lincoln Author:David Letterman
“We got to stop people. We go ahead and we score 100 points every night, but we give up more. Our whole thing was, we know we can score, and we have to start having some kind of fun on the defensive end. Everybody want to play offense. Not too many people want to play defense. Defense is ego, pride, and that's the way we've been coming out, just taking the challenge. Man-on-man first, and having each other's back when a guy gets beat.” PeopleKnowsMenWayWantGivingFirstsKindEndsPlayWholeNightGuyFunSportsChallengesPrideEgoGiving UpBeatsDefenseScoreComing OutEvery NightOffenseBack When Author:Allen Iverson
“If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.” IfsThinkingWayFeelsI CanIdeasWould BeNightGuyCan DoKnownPagesMy FriendsMarkPartnersSaturdayClueAlrightClicksSaturday NightSpadesSaturday Night Live Author:Adam Sandler
“Beautiful fans of Oklahoma City, I can’t say enough about you guys. All the support you give our team. The home-court advantage we have is the best I’ve ever seen. We disappoint you sometimes, but we try our best every single night to win for you guys. And we want to win a championship for you guys.” WantGivingTryingI CanSometimesEnoughHomeBeautifulNightGuyWinningCitiesSupportTeamFansAdvantageCourtNbaChampionshipDisappointSupport YouOklahomaMvpOklahoma City Author:Kevin Durant
“To me, Kane's always been a good guy, a good teammate. I think now he's got a girlfriend. You can tell, he's 24, turning 25, he's not 18 or 19 anymore. It's kind of fun seeing him and Toews get a little bit older, have girlfriends. They're starting to stay in on a Friday night, watch a movie instead.” ThinkingKindLittlesNightGuyFunBitsWatchesSeeingLittle BitStartingGirlfriendFridayTeammateNhlGood GuyFriday NightGood TeamBlackhawks Author:Duncan Keith
“I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.” PeopleIfsKnowsWantImportantNightGuyStuffPracticeWifeFindingsBeatsGolfHomeworkTees Author:Lee Trevino
“If you can't hold your own, you're gonna get knocked out. You're bleeding all over the place. There are many, many nights that these boys are crawling off the mats. They drop from body shots, their nose is just bleeding like a faucet. On Wednesday nights, they come in and get a beating. It only happens once with these guys. You'll get karate experts or Tae Kwon Do experts and they can't hold a candle.” IfsBodyHappensNightGuyBoysShotsNosesExpertsCandleBleedingKarateWednesdayCrawlingWednesday Nights Author:Tim Sylvia
“I'm definitely more talented than most of the guys I know. A lot of guys who just want to have sex will sit with the same woman and try all night. I'm able to look at a woman, have a five-minute conversation with her, and tell if it's a waste of time or not. I figure things out a lot faster.” IfsKnowsWantTryingLooksAbleNightGuySexFiveMinutesFiguresConversationWasteFasterWasting TimeFive MinutesAll Night Author:Tyrese Gibson
“Every season is so much different and you go through your ups and downs, you figure your team out, you get to play against great teams. Some of the best competition there's been since I've been in the league. Just every night, night in and night out we get to play against the top guys, the top teams. It's a lot of fun.” DifferentPlayNightGuyFunTeamFiguresSeasonsCompetitionLeagueEvery NightUps & DownsGreat Team Author:Blake Griffin
“I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.” WorldHelpingNightGuySoundIncrediblesGirlfriendWingman Author:Louis Tomlinson
“The British invasion was the most important event of my life. I was in New Jersey and the night I saw the Beatles changed everything. I had seen Elvis before and he had done nothing for me, but these guys were in a band.” ImportantDoneNightGuySawsEventsChangedBandBritishJerseyInvasionNew JerseyImportant EventsBritish Invasion Author:Steven Van Zandt
“The other night I went out to have dinner in a London pub and the barmaid had this whole conversation saying, 'You look just like that guy from Twilight'. Every time she came up, she said something like, 'You literally could be his brother'. But she never put two and two together.” LooksSaidTwoWholeTogetherNightGuyBrotherLike YouConversationDinnerLondonTwilightThat GuyPubsBarmaids Author:Robert Pattinson
“I enjoy getting to work on 'Saturday Night Live', where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like a different muscle to do someone like a bicycle guy on' Portlandia'.” PeopleDifferentNightGuyEnjoyMusclesSaturdayBicycleSaturday NightSaturday Night Live Author:Fred Armisen
“When you guys are sleeping at night, I am out there working.” NightGuySleepSleeping At Night Author:Yohan Blake
“We had a lot of luck this year and our guys took advantage. Wow. What a night.” YearsNightGuyAdvantageLuckWowChampionshipNba Championships Author:Steve Kerr
“As loud as fans were , they need to go home now and start soaking up a lot of tea, drinking a lot of tea for the next 36 hours, whatever the case may be, 'cause they need to be just as loud Thursday night.” NeedsWellsMayHomeNightGuyNextCausesVoiceHoursCasesDrinkingTeaLoudChampionshipUnbelievableNeed YouThursdayNba ChampionshipsSoakingTea DrinkingThursday Night Author:LeBron James
“A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, sees a girl that catches his eye. Asks her if she wants another, they fall for each other and end up lovers. They laugh, cry, hold on tight and make it work for a little while, then one night her taillights fade out into the dark. And a guy walks into a bar” IfsWantLittlesEndsEyeNightGuyOrderFallGirlAsksDarkWalksLaughingCryLoversDrinkBarsHis EyesFadesOne Night Author:Tyler Farr
“Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.” BigsLastsNightGuyTurnsRepublicanNewsSmartDebateTexasGovernorsLast NightBig News Author:Jimmy Fallon
“I went to see the Terminator movie the other night. Every time Arnold Schwarzenegger came on the screen this guy in front of me went 'Booo! Booo!' and was throwing stuff. I had to say 'Governor Davis just shut up and sit down!'” NightGuyStuffFrontsScreensThrowingGovernorsShut UpThis GuySchwarzenegger Author:Jay Leno
“It took a lot of water to down just that f-king bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my f-king throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened f-king once, for Christ's sake.” PeopleWorldYearsStillsNightGuyChristWaterHappenedKingsCreaturesLet MeSakeStuckThroatEvery NightBats Author:Ozzy Osbourne