“If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.” IfsReligionSeaPicksMiracleChecksBurningJust OneIf I CouldUnclesBurning Bush Author:Woody Allen
“The idea that a good God would send people to a burning hell is utterly damnable to me - the raving of insanity, superstition gone to seed! I want no part of such a God.” PeopleWantIdeasGodReligionGoneHellSeedsBurningInsanitySuperstitionsGood God Author:Luther Burbank
“Christianity ... has produced the iniquities of the Inquisition, the egotism and celibacy of the monasteries, the fury of religious wars, the ferocity of the Hussite, of the Catholic, of the Puritan, of the Spaniard, of the Irish Orangeman and of the Irish Papist; it has divided families, alienated friends, lighted the torch of civil war, and borne the virgin and the greybeard to the burning pile, broken delicate limbs upon the wheel and wrung the souls and bodies of innocent creatures on the rack; all this it has done, and done in the name of God.” WarSoulDoneBodyReligionNamesReligiousChristianityBrokenCreaturesCatholicInnocentBurningCivil WarWheelsDividedDelicateVirginsLimbsFuryEgotismTorchesPuritanCelibacyRacksInquisitionIniquityMonasteriesSoul And BodyFerocitySpaniardsReligious Wars Author:Ouida
“Religion is passionate, reckless, destructive, idol-smashing. It's a martyr burning at the stake. It's a crown of thorns and a cross.” ReligionCrossesPassionateBurningDestructiveStakesIdolsCrownsMartyrRecklessThornsSmashingCrown Of ThornsBurning At The Stake Author:Martha Ostenso
“All religion seems to need to prove that it's the only truth. And that's where it turns demonic. Because that's when you get religious wars and persecutions and burning heretics at the stake.” NeedsWarSeemsReligionTurnsReligiousProveBurningStakesPersecutionHereticDemonicReligious Wars Author:John Shelby Spong
“You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?” PeopleInspirationalNeedsBelieveBookHelpingStoriesMotivationalReligionFallWaterAnimalTalkingSkyWalkingSticksAtheistAbsurdBurningDemonWitchPrimitiveSnakesWizardsPhilosophy Of ReligionNeed HelpReligion GodReligious PhilosophyReligion And PoliticsPhilosophy And ReligionMorality And ReligionReligion WarReligion And WarBurning BushWalking On Water Author:Mark Twain
“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.” PeopleIfsThinkingMenWantLifeNeedsEndsHumorMotivationalFunnyReligionSufferingMoneyWatchesForeverFireSkyAtheismMinutesSpecialLove YouTenAtheistConvincedListsInvisibleBurningSmokeTortureScreamAgnosticEnd TimesAnguishLive ForeverSpecial PlacesNeed MoneyFunny Bumper StickerFunny ReligiousFunny AtheistGreatest Atheist Author:George Carlin