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“Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?”

Today Effort Wise Special Stupid Insult Sarcasm Sarcastic Insulting Insulted Funny Sarcastic Insults You Being Sarcastic Dissing Very Sarcastic

Author:Russell Lynes

“I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.”

Source: Mark Twain's Own Autobiography: The Chapters from the North American Review

“As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.”

People Funny Old Age Sarcasm

Book:Shockaholic

Source: Shockaholic

“Instant gratification takes too long.”

Long Humor Women Greed Instant Sarcasm Sarcastic Gratification Avarice Instant Gratification Delayed Gratification

Book:Postcards From the Edge

Source: Postcards From the Edge

“Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.”

Kind Turns Sound Amount Advertising Sarcasm Toms Insulting Like Something Wry Disparaging Hee Haw

Author:Tom Bodett

“You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.”

Wells Doe Hollywood Entertainment Fake Sarcasm Sarcastic Fake People Closeness

Book:Postcards From the Edge

Source: Postcards From the Edge