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“Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.”
“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!”
“I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it.”
“Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?”
“Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm.”
“If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind”
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.”
“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.”
“Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.”
“My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.”
“The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it.”
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
“It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.”
“If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.”
“Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.”
“Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.”
“Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.”