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“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
“If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
“Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.”
“Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.”
“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
“I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.”
“What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”
“When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.”
“I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.”
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”
“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
“The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.”
“The covers of this book are too far apart.”
“Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.”
“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”
“Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.”
“The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.”
“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.”
“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.”
“It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.”
“Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.”
“It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.”
“Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.”
“Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.”
“It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.”
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”