“Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.”
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations
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“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.”
“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
Source: Mark Twain's Speeches
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
Source: Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”
Source: The Best of Oscar Wilde: Selected Plays and Writings
“He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.”
“A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.”
“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”
“I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.”
Source: Oscar Wilde's Wit and Wisdom: A Book of Quotations
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
Source: The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: Novel, Short Stories, Poetry, Essays and Plays
“Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.”
Source: Epigrams of Oscar Wilde
“It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.”
Source: Aphorisms
“[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.”
“I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.”
“On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.”
Source: Selected Works of Virginia Woolf
“The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.”
“There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.”
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
Source: The quotable Mark Twain: his essential aphorisms, witticisms & concise opinions
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”
“This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.”
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
Source: If This Isn't Nice What Is? (Much) Expanded Second Edition: The Graduation Speeches and Other Words to Live By
Source: Epigrams
“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.”
“Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.”