Best Sarcasm Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings Page 18

Source: The Complete Works of Arthur Conan Doyle (Illustrated): Complete Sherlock Holmes Books, The Professor Challenger Series, The Brigadier Gerard Stories… (Including Poetry, Plays, Historical Works, Spiritualist Writings & Personal Memoirs)

“Brothers are a blessing for one thing. There is no possibility of any young lady getting unreasonably conceited if she be endowed with them.”

Ifs Young One Thing Possibility Brother Blessing Humorous Sarcasm Conceited Young Ladies

Book:Mysteries and Adventures

Source: Mysteries and Adventures

“""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile, "fly with me! Be mine! Share with me the wild free life of a barrister! Say that you return the love which consumes my heart - oh, say it!" Here Bob put his hand over a hole in his waistcoat and struck a dramatic attitude.”

Heart Hands Girl Attitude Doubt Share Mines Return My Heart Humorous Dear Holes Dramatic No Doubt Sarcasm Bob Advancing Seductive Countenance Imbeciles Free Life Barristers Wild Free

Book:Uncollected stories

Source: Uncollected stories

“Love has been taken away from the poets, and has been brought within the domain of true science. It may prove to be one of the great cosmic elementary forces. When the atom of hydrogen draws the atom of chlorine towards it to form the perfected molecule of hydrochloric acid, the force which it exerts may be intrinsically similar to that which draws me to you. Attraction and repulsion appear to be the primary forces. This is attraction.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Illustrated)

“He had never seen a woman doctor before, and his whole conservative soul rose up in revolt at the idea. He could not recall any biblical injunction that the man should remain ever the doctor and the woman the nurse, and yet he felt as if a blasphemy had been committed.”

Ifs Men Should Ideas Soul Whole Felt He Man Humorous Doctors Rose Conservative Committed Sarcasm Nurse Recalls Biblical Revolt Blasphemy

Book:Collected Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Delphi Classics)

Source: Collected Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Delphi Classics)

“The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . .”

Higher Humorous Dignity Doctors Notion Sarcasm

Book:Around the Red Lamp: Medical Life As It Used to Be

Source: Around the Red Lamp: Medical Life As It Used to Be

“The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled with the low drone of insects or with a sudden sharper note as bee or bluefly shot past with its quivering, long-drawn hum, like an insect tuning-fork.”

Long Past White Air Sky Lows Humorous Shots Blue Filled Notes Clouds Sarcasm Bees Insects Forks Drifting Drones Tuning

Book:Beyond the City

Source: Beyond the City

“"There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the table and swinging his legs. "The most obvious is that you must never let them see that you want them. It should be pure condescension on your part seeing them at all; and the more difficulties you throw in the way of it, the more they think of it. Break your patients in early, and keep them well to heel."”

Source: ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE Ultimate Collection: 21 Novels, 188 Short Stories, 88 Poems & 7 Plays, Including Works on Spirituality, Historical Writings & Personal Memoirs (Illustrated): The Sherlock Holmes Series, The Professor Challenger Books, The Brigadier Gerard Stories, The White Company, The Great Shadow, Mystery of Cloomber, Beyond The City, A History of the Great War…

“"Dr. Munro, sir," said he, "I am a walking museum. You could fit what ISN'T the matter with me on to the back of a -- visiting card. If there's any complaint you want to make a special study of, just you come to me, sir, and see what I can do for you. It's not every one that can say that he has had cholera three times, and cured himself by living on red pepper and brandy."”