“I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.”
Source: The Complete Sherlock Holmes
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“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”
“History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.”
“We are suffering from too much sarcasm.”
Source: The complete prose of Marianne Moore
“When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.”
Source: Memoirs of the Second World War: An Abridgement of the Six Volumes of the Second World War
“You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.”
“And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.”
Source: Complete Collection of Edgar Allan Poe - 170+ eBooks (Complete Tales, Poems, Novels, Essays, Miscellaneous, Play)
“Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.”
“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose
“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”
“I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand.”
“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.”
“The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.”
“Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.”
“An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.”
“An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.”
“In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.”
“Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.”
“I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm”
Source: Lindsey Kelk 3-Book ‘I Heart’ Collection: I Heart New York, I Heart Hollywood, I Heart Paris (I Heart Series)
“Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.”
“I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.”
Source: The Diaries of Paul Klee, 1898-1918
“Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.”
“An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.”