“Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn't play sports - for me it was just comedy, computers and chess club; those were my big things.” LongPlayBigsSportsComedyComputerClubsChessObsessionObsessedBig ThingsLong Life Author:Chris Hardwick
“If Tiger Woods slamming his club into the ground is the biggest worry wehave, our sport isinprettygood shape.” IfsSportsWorryShapesClubsWoodsTigers Author:Arnold Palmer
“All in all it's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last they've decided that gay people are fit to be included in their elite club-one that's already allowed in adulterers, wife-swappers, gamblers, cheaters, rapists, racists and slaughterers of man. Those who've abused spouses, drugs, alcohol, family members and animals. Congratulations, gay athletes. Are you sure you want to hang out with these people?” PeopleMenWantLongLastsSportsChangeAnimalWifeFitGayDrugMembersMajorsDecidedAthleteClubsAlcoholLeagueRacistHanging OutElitesSpouseCongratulationsGay PeopleFamily MembersGreat DayMajor LeagueCheater Author:Jon Stewart
“I don't go to clubs and stuff like that, so I don't have to put up with it in there. And normally, because obviously I could hurt somebody, and if I look at it that way, I have to back off.” IfsWayLooksStuffSportsHurtClubsBubba Author:Bubba Smith
“My back to the goal, physically fighting off defenders, trying to bang my goals in, every week I have to do the business for this club. That's the life of a striker.” TryingFightingSportsGoalWeekClubsBangsDefendersStrikers Author:Ruud van Nistelrooy
“When it comes to losing with United, I feel solely responsible for it. I can't help it. My brain will work like mad after a defeat. I want to know where I have made the wrong decisions, how I could have changed things for this fantastic club.” KnowsWantFeelsMadeI CanHelpingSportsDecisionUnitedBrainChangedLosingResponsibleMadDefeatClubsFantasticWrong Decision Author:Ruud van Nistelrooy
“We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!” SportsLosesBallsClubsExtras Author:Casey Stengel
“I have just realized that it is due to you, and to Mr. James Thomas and his staff of the Army Navy Country Club that the putting green here on the White House lawn is already in such excellent condition. I assure you that I get a great deal of pleasure and relaxation out of using the green in an occasional late afternoon hour . . .” CountryHouseSportsHoursWhitePleasureDealsConditionsLateArmyGreenClubsDuesExcellentWhite HouseAfternoonStaffRelaxationNavyOccasionalLawnsCountry ClubsJust RealizedArmy NavyLate Afternoon Author:Dwight D. Eisenhower
“I decided to create a sports club during the Soviet times. It was my dream.” DreamSportsDecidedClubsSoviet Author:Sergei Bubka
“Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?” PlayFunnySportsGolfAthleteClubsRelaxGolfersGolf CourseGolfingGreat GolfPlaying GolfGreat GolfingNatural InstinctInspirational GolfGolf HumorMotivational Golf Author:Ben Hogan
“I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play sports.” MenPlaySportsDrinkClubsBeerFeminine Author:Nicolas Winding Refn