“What's the use of saying we're better at baseball than this country? We all play together. I'm playing with Venezuelans and Dominicans right now. We all play together, so what's up with saying our country is better than your country? It's stupid. I don't like it.” CountryPlayUseTogetherStupidRight NowBaseballOur CountryVenezuelans Author:Torii Hunter
“How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto.” IfsWorldPlayStupidBaseballBallsSeriesMexicoWorld SeriesYugoslaviaPlutoI Was Stupid Author:Joaquin Andujar
“When you're famous you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big.” HumorBigsFunnyFacesStupidBaseballDisguiseCapsSunglassesMoustacheBaseball CapsTopshop Author:Noel Fielding
“I did a lot of bad stuff from the age of 18 to 21. Those are days when everyone is usually in college doing a lot of stupid things. But since I was playing baseball, I was in the spotlight. I take full responsibility for doing things that I shouldn't have been doing. And I appreciate the second chance that the Twins are giving me.” GivingHas BeensAgeStuffChanceResponsibilityStupidCollegeAppreciateBaseballTwinsSecond ChanceSpotlightStupid ThingsBad StuffPlaying Baseball Author:Delmon Young
“You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.” PeopleFunnyDeathSportsStupidLateBaseballSuicideWittyDumbOver ItFuneralHilariousYankeesComes And GoesNew York YankeesFunny LifeIsmsFamous BaseballFunny BaseballGreat BaseballGreatest SportsDeja VuFunerals And DeathYankees BaseballMlbGreatest BaseballStupid FunnyAmerican BaseballFunny OxymoronSilly StupidWit And WisdomBaseball Hall Of FameAlways On The Go Author:Yogi Berra