“Los Angeles people are incapable of passively mainlining TV and movies. Here you have to read who produced or directed every episode, who wrote it, who had guests shots and whether you know them personally and if they like you. You have to figure out who everybody's agent is and whether yours is better. You not only know but deeply care about the difference between such job titles as Producer, Supervising Producer, and Executive Story Editor. ... So while the rest of the country is lying stupid in a media-induced coma, people in L.A. are in constant withdrawal.” PeopleIfsKnowsCountryStoriesCareJobsLyingDifferencesMediaStupidFiguresTvsLike YouShotsHollywoodConstantProducersAgentsTitlesExecutivesLos AngelesEditorsGuestsEpisodesIncapableWithdrawalComaJob Titles Book:Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye Source: Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye
“A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done.” MenPersonsDoneLaughingComedyStupidShotsReactionsFunny Things Author:Richard Ayoade
“I have never lied to the people. I have always told them to love themselves, to move their body, and to watch their portions. I never jumped on any other bandwagons for stupid diets or shots or pills or anything. I'm very worried about our young people. And we need to take care of them, or they're not going to live as long as their parents. And this is really something very important to me.” PeopleNeedsLongImportantBodyCareMovingYoungParentWatchesStupidShotsTake CareWorriedDietsPortionsPillsLiedNever LieBandwagon Author:Richard Simmons
“I tell ya I got a stupid son. That's one load that shoulda been shot on the wall.” StupidSonWallShotsLoad Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!” WellsStuffStupidPlanetsShotsYeahDrunkRidingElectricSwearTequilaShots Of Tequila Author:Bill Engvall
“Gore Vidal, Glenn Greenwald, Noam Chomsky, all these guys talk about how the United States became a national security state after World War II. I agree with that thesis. Essentially there's this bipartisan foreign policy elite who've been calling the shots for the last few decades and they're clearly still in control regardless of how clownish or absurd or stupid they demonstrate themselves to be. There's no shaking their orthodoxy.” WorldStillsWarStatesLastsGuyUnitedUnited StatesSecurityStupidPolicyCallingShotsAgreeDecadesAbsurdWar Of The WorldsWorld War IiElitesForeign PolicyWorld War INational SecurityShakingGoreOrthodoxyThesisBipartisanCalling The Shots Author:Michael Hastings
“Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.” ThinkingMeanStupidLowsShotsComedianUnderdogReally Stupid Author:Joy Behar
“I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.” WantFunnyStupidSmartShotsSorryWittyDumbNot StupidStupidestStupid CelebrityStupid FunnyStupidest CelebrityDumbest CelebrityDumb Celebrity Author:Paris Hilton